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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:37am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:39am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:35am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 11:28am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 8:35am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 1:47pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:37am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:37am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:47am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:07am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:47am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 11:50am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:19am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:04am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 8:35am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 6:00am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 12:38pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:10am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 1:30pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?