Recent reviews by MARPHOX

Cant beat 1st boss. 10/10 would die again

After playing this game for a while i relised that i wanted skins for my gods so i went out to buy a pre-paid card. i was out of gas so i walked to the closest 7/11 which is 2 miles away. I threw in my headphones and started my journey. I walked in the middle of the road because it was late night and there wouldnt be as many cars and i would see there headlights from behind so i thought it was a safe idea. I got to 7/11 and bought the card and was leaving the store when a homeless man came up to me and asked if i had any change. I threw 30 cents at his head and said "Get rekt scrub" and started walking home. All I could thing in my head was "Im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ savage". I put my headphones back in and continued to walk home. i reached my house sat down and bought 8,000 gems because why not. I even bought the "Ultimate god pack" aswell. I finished up my purches and started an arena match. But just before i could start playing i felt a tap on my shoulder i turned around and saw nobody i turned the other way and there was the homeless man. He stabbed me in the neck with a fork and said "Haha Get rekt scrub".

10/10 would get rekt again

Needs workshop for decals on cars and body kits