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342.1 hrs on record (230.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This is my hope.

Valorant is now a crap utility based ♥♥♥♥ fest that has no skill whatsoever. If they release this game in Source 2...game over for Valorant and quite right. ♥♥♥♥ that community now.
Posted 7 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record
I don't know how to rate this... It's a great game. It's got great characters, great world, great gun mechanics... The bugs are just too much for me. And it's not the simple graphic glitches or some random little bug that doesn't affect the entire game.

I've had to redownload this game twice. First time was because I couldn't run. I was walking like a NPC and no matter what I did it wouldn't let me run. The 2nd redownload was the update not working and just stuck at about halfway for hours and hours.

For the running issue, I ended up having to delete my entire save and it worked. I could run again. But a couple of hours into my new save I get soft locked. Mission keeps telling me to talk to Vik even though I've done that and I can't do anything else. I reload an earlier save and it still doesn't fix it.

Really can't be bothered with it anymore. I know I'm probably in the minority with the level of game breaking for this game, but it's left a sour taste and I just want nothing to do with the game. Spending more time trying to fix it than play it now.

Would honestly wait about 3 or 4 months and see if everything is sorted for the game.
Posted 14 December, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
So this game already has sad lonely people who have spent a huge amount of real money and have amazing teams? Well done. You've killed the game off straight from the starting line.
Posted 13 September, 2019.
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1.1 hrs on record
Dreadful game. Far too quick the time to kill. Menus and game load time is extremely slow. The fact that they have the cheek to charge £13 for this game is a joke in of itself. I've played free to play games that are more polished and filled with more content.
Posted 10 June, 2019. Last edited 11 June, 2019.
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149.1 hrs on record (118.8 hrs at review time)
Terrible game. Got fed up with FIFA and it's absolute bs, decided to just go back to this and I'm honestly lost. Poor gameplay, poor game mechanics, freezes between throw-ins, free kicks, goal kicks, changing halves, its just awful.

Please can some company come out of nowhere and make a decent football game? Just please? Make the players any names you want, just make it better than any of this ♥♥♥♥.

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Went back to try and honestly. Every single one of the people who know exactly what to do in this game in every single situation have no life whatsoever. Clearly have no job, no friends and just nothing worth living for.

Dreadful overall experience. ♥♥♥♥ this game
Posted 13 February, 2019. Last edited 11 March, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
Extremely boring game. The whole Knight Rider parody is what made me stop playing it. Really cringy.
Posted 3 June, 2018.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Terrible game. It plays as bad as it looks. Poorly optamized. The weapon system makes no f*****g sense. The graphics look as if they don't even belong on a PS2. No idea how the map works or how the zone works, it doesn't show you properly. Bikes were spawning underground. One took half my health off because it was stuck. The bikes even get stuck on little bits of the ground when theres nothing there. The menus as well. What is it with Boss Key and these terrible menus? LawBreakers menu is exactly the same. Its so badly designed.

Wonder if this is another "billion dollar IP". Hahaha!!! No f*****g chance. Dead in the next 2 weeks or less.

Also like to add. All the people trying to suggest that its buggy because its early access. Hhahahaha!!! Don't be so naive. PUBG was very buggy to start but nowhere near as bad as this. Its a rushed game in less than 5 months to try and cash in. Thats it.
Posted 11 April, 2018. Last edited 11 April, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
497.4 hrs on record (214.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NET CODING!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 10 October, 2017.
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3.1 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Another year, another CoD. Seems like this is its lowest of low. Shotguns with insta kill flame rounds. Overpowered 1 hit snipers. Even smaller worse maps. A terrible gamemode that steals its name from a gamemode that actually was good but ends up being a really bad rip off of BF Rush mode. Even more sad camping. Even worse spawns.

Awful game.
Posted 29 September, 2017.
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11.0 hrs on record
SPOILER END!
Fantastic game!! Never played any of the previous Bioshocks before and I seen how highly rated this was on Steam and thought, '♥♥♥♥ it'.

Only 11 hours played, but every single hour memorable.

I've seen people complain saying the stroy doesn't make any sense with the way it ties everything up, but I feel like it ended very very well. Even though it would ask 1 simple question at the end of how it helps the entirety of the other Elizabeths from other dimentions. But its still great.
Posted 15 September, 2017.
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