Recent reviews by Maritime Alice

It's not perfect, but it's always fun. I'm no fighting game pro, but the systems in this game are always fun, fast, flashy, and incredibly intuitive. The tutorials are extensive and along with soem reserach can allow anyone to become great at the game. There's buckets full of content, and for such a low price when it goes on sale, it's frankly rediculous. This game is worth it at full price, and a must have for any fighting game player when it's on sale.

I sexually identify as an octodad. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of flopping through the human world gyrating my 8 limbs. People say to me that a person being a octopus is Impossible and I’m retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon modify my body to line up with that of an 8 limbed aquatic. From now on I want you guys to call me “Octodad” and respect my right to flop through the human world, spraying ink everywhere. If you can’t accept me you’re a octophobe and need to check your marine privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

In the options there is a slider that has a Yes/No to climb up blocks. You can leave the slider in between both.

1337/10 would maybe climb up blocks again

Just keep in mind, Magicka is Magikarp, just without the Role Playing (R.P.)