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Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 2:44pm



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!

Room 503

Hm...

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.

High Voltage

This isn't safe...

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

Stuck

Idiot...

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

_ _ _ _ _ _

Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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