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62.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
🧠 “Therapy Simulator 2025”
✅ Recommended | 9.5 hrs

I downloaded The Outlast Trials thinking it was just spooky co-op fun. You know — run from some guys, solve a puzzle or two, laugh with friends.

What I got was a full-blown psychological experiment with group trust issues, gaslighting, and enough screaming to scare my downstairs neighbors.

My squad went from “we’re in this together” to “you distract him while I hide in this very tiny, very locked box.”

🔋 Ran out of night vision batteries and had to wander in the dark like a blind, terrified Roomba.
🧠 Got chased while carrying a brain in a jar. Dropped the brain. Blamed my team.
😬 My mic picked up the sound of my soul leaving my body during one jumpscare.

In summary: This game is proof that therapy is optional when you can just relive trauma every session.

10/10, recommended with strong coffee and a backup pair of pants.
Posted 20 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a tiny raincoat-wearing child running for your life in a world where everything wants to eat, squash, or scream at you? Welcome to Little Nightmares, where childhood fears come to life, and the only thing scarier than the grotesque monsters is your own inability to jump at the right time.

From the moment you step into the eerie Maw, the game whispers, "Hey, remember that time you thought something was under your bed? Well, what if it was ten feet tall, wheezing, and had a diet consisting solely of you?" Every room is like a beautifully crafted horror story, except you’re the main character, and the plot is just survive, dummy!

The puzzles are clever, the atmosphere is dripping with dread, and the enemies range from “Oh no” to “I’M GOING TO DELETE THIS GAME.” Shoutout to the Long-Armed Janitor—who somehow smells my fear through the screen—and the Twin Chefs, who have a combined IQ of a stale loaf of bread but will yeet you into a pot faster than you can scream.

And let’s not forget the ending. Oh boy, that ending. I won’t spoil it, but let’s just say Six isn’t as innocent as that little raincoat makes her look.

Final verdict? If you enjoy nightmares, heart-pounding chases, and questioning your moral compass, this game is a must-play.
Posted 19 February.
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1 person found this review funny
138.7 hrs on record (116.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So, I thought it would be fun to play Phasmophobia with some friends. You know, a little ghost hunting, some lighthearted jumpscares, and a spooky atmosphere. Harmless, right? WRONG. This game is basically a paranormal stress test designed to see how quickly you’ll betray your friends when faced with supernatural horror.

At first, everything seems chill. You grab your ghost-detecting gadgets, walk into an eerie abandoned house, and start asking questions like some kind of low-budget Ghostbusters. Then, things take a turn: lights flicker, doors slam shut, and suddenly, your buddy Kyle is whispering “I hear footsteps” before his mic cuts out permanently. Congratulations, Kyle is now a ghost too.

The game features top-tier voice recognition, meaning when you nervously mutter “I think it’s fine,” the ghost takes it as a personal challenge. You also quickly learn that saying its name repeatedly is the fastest way to see the afterlife. Oh, and if you thought hiding in a closet was a good idea, let me introduce you to the concept of getting absolutely yeeted by a vengeful spirit through the drywall.

Pros:
✔️ Incredibly immersive
✔️ Great for testing friendships
✔️ Watching your friends scream and run in circles is priceless

Cons:
❌ Game might summon real-life demons (unconfirmed, but I’m not taking chances)
❌ No refund for lost dignity
❌ Ghosts do not respect personal space

Final Verdict: Phasmophobia is an incredible experience that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly develop trust issues.
Posted 14 February. Last edited 14 February.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
11.6 hrs on record
MultiVersus is a ton of fun! You can fight with characters from different franchises, and the action is fast and exciting. Great for fans of brawlers and cool crossovers.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Rec Room is a blast! It’s a super fun VR game where you can chill with friends, play cool mini-games, and explore creative spaces. It’s perfect for hanging out and having a good time with your friends.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
16.2 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Jurassic World Evolution 2 is a blast! You get to build and run your own dinosaur park, and the graphics are amazing. With tons of dinos and cool management features, it’s perfect for anyone who loves dinosaurs.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.6 hrs on record (29.7 hrs at review time)
Ah, Dead by Daylight, the game that masterfully blends horror, teamwork, and the sheer thrill of blaming your teammates for everything that goes wrong. Whether you’re getting chased by a seven-foot-tall murder machine or failing skill checks like your life depends on it (because it literally does), every match is a new adventure in terror and frustration.

As a survivor, you’ll experience the joys of crouching in a bush for five minutes straight, only to get spotted instantly when you finally decide to move. You'll develop an irrational hatred for crows and wonder why your character breathes so loud when hiding. And let’s not forget the classic panic vault—where you leap over a window like an action hero when you meant to sneak through quietly.

Playing as a killer is just as fun, but in a different way. You’ll feel like an unstoppable force of death… until a squad of toxic flashlight-wielding survivors blind you into an existential crisis. Then, after they body-block you for the third time, you’ll start questioning your life choices.

The real horror, though? Solo queue teammates. Nothing strikes fear into the heart like watching your random teammate farm you off the hook directly in front of the killer. And let’s not forget the guy who spends the whole match crouched in a corner, only to sprint to the exit gates once everyone else is dead.

In conclusion, Dead by Daylight is an great and fun game! 10/10
Posted 11 September, 2024. Last edited 18 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
92.0 hrs on record (64.7 hrs at review time)
Assetto Corsa is a fantastic racing game that really nails the feeling of driving with its realistic car physics and detailed tracks. If you love the thrill of the race and crave a true-to-life experience, this game is a must-try.
Posted 11 September, 2024.
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211.3 hrs on record (98.5 hrs at review time)
Call of Duty is a thrilling shooter that offers fast-paced action and great graphics. It’s a blast for anyone who loves intense combat and exciting multiplayer matches.
Posted 6 May, 2024. Last edited 11 September, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
eFootball™ 2024 is a disappointing entry in the football simulation genre. The game suffers from clunky controls, inconsistent AI, and frequent technical issues that break immersion. Its graphics feel outdated, and the lack of game modes and content makes it feel limited compared to its competitors. Despite some improvements over previous versions, the game still lacks the polish and depth needed to compete with other football games.
Posted 9 October, 2021. Last edited 11 September, 2024.
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