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Laura ❦ 2020 年 1 月 1 日 上午 1:32 
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
your toes.
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18:

Q: Are you married?
A: No, I'm divorced.
Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A: A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to
spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to
indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest
person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you
are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other
passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they
have plenty of food and water.
-- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"
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teselix 2016 年 8 月 2 日 下午 3:16 
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teselix 2016 年 8 月 2 日 下午 3:07 
Nice VAC ban Maki XD
Joe 2016 年 7 月 20 日 下午 2:18 
pahahaha.. r.i.p
G2 ScreaM 2016 年 7 月 20 日 下午 1:15 
Nice overwatch, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken system.
Elo Mam Vaca XDD 2016 年 7 月 20 日 上午 11:51 
+rep
Killah 2016 年 7 月 19 日 下午 6:45 
PLAAY
BAIMGOD 2016 年 6 月 28 日 上午 3:18 
+Rep