I know this might sound unusual, but hear me out. I'm asexual, which means I'm not attracted to people. However, I do find myself deeply, passionately drawn to inanimate objects. Thunderstorms? They’re electrifying. Round human skulls? They have an undeniable aesthetic appeal. And this is not a joke; these are genuine feelings. But nothing compares to my midnight 13-inch MacBook Air. It’s simply the epitome of beauty. The scent of fresh aluminum is almost intoxicating. It’s responsive, sleek, and elegant – it understands me in a way no person ever could.