Don't look at me in that tone of voice

If violence is never the answer then you aren't using enough violence

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

He didn't retreat, others retreated from him!

My friend, remember that without stupidity, there wouldn't be intelligence, and with without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

I know the voices in my head aren't real...but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!