you probably smell like tuna

oee?

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd1WS73AZ3U

I had English class first period. My English teacher was really hot. she had this sexy school school girl outfit on. next thing you know I've got a raging boner. It didn't feel normal tho, something was different about this boner. So the bell rings and everyone gets out of their desk and leaves class, I was last to leave. So I finally get up and look down and realize why it felt so different.My zipper was down and my ♥♥♥♥ was hanging out of my shorts.I look at the teacher and she's staring right at it. I quickly put it up and pull my zipper up and try to explain to her I had no idea as she looks at me like I'm the biggest perv of all time. I feel like I would never be able to live this down. I grab my backpack and walk into the hallway where my best friend is waiting for me. I reply no. He then tells me that terrorists crashed planes into the World Trade Center. My teacher was so distraught by it she completely forgets about the ♥♥♥♥ situation. And that is how I found out about 9/11.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival