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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:22pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:25pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:40pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:35am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:58am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:58am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:58am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:58am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:27pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:23pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:07pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:54am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:01pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:15am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:34pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:17pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:48pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:30am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:22am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:48pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:14pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:27pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:44pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:50pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:54am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:29pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:15am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:08am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:54am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:21pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 5:10pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:52pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:03pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:03pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:22pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:28pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:26pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:28pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:40pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:24pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:15pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:22pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:54am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:35pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 12:54pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:52pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:50pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:46am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:27pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:41am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:32pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:05pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:30pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:32pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:35am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:26pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:39pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 1:19pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:12pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:42pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:23pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:03pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:07pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:54am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:37pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 6:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:13pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:13pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:15am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:23pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:03pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:11pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:50pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:47pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:54am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:27pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:32pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:10am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 5:34am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:46pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 9:08pm



Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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