Congrats on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your pants btw

pesa 150 kilos su madre le da de comer big mac todos los dias y encima le paga los chetos menos mal que a este ritmo se va a morir pronto de un paro cardiaco o de un cancer de prostata como el que se llevo a tu padre perro de mierda encima no te da verguenza

There was a guy laying on a table on his chest while sticking his ♥♥♥♥ through a hole in the table. I crawled under and the sign said "♥♥♥ Smoothies, Free if Jerked Properly". I got to work straight away. I jerked that mans ♥♥♥♥ like I was milking a cow's utters and got my delicious treat as an award. When I was done jerking the man, I stored my treat in my cup and went on with my time there. I sat down and saw a crippled muscular man. He had a sign that read "Rides 1 Dollar". I went up to the man and asked if my ♥♥♥ smoothie was enough for a trade since I had no money. He accepted and I sat down on his lap. He inserted his shaft into my body and he drove around the bar. The shaft wasn't for anything sexual, it was to hold me in place since the chair had no seat belt.After the ride was done I got off and felt a bit dizzy. I went up to a random guy and put his ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth as a stress reliever. Then, I got up and left.

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Saudações meu amigo, nosso culto ontem foi sensacional, espero ver você aqui na Igreja novamente.
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