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4 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Clicked close game after the turbo-slop of a "boss", nothing actually closed but the window, several nexon processes were still running after about 10 minutes.

If you like sloppily made chinese cash farming sims with whales, then enjoy.

Abilities and weapons have zero feedback or weight.
Posted 2 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
65.6 hrs on record
"In Starfield the most important story is the one you tell with your character."
"explore with unparalleled freedom"
"Venture through the stars and explore more than 1000 planets"
"A refined combat system gives you the tools to deal with any situation"

Todd did it again.

It's a worse fallout 4 with 16x the loading screens.
Posted 2 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
88.8 hrs on record
This is one of the better PS2 games I've played.

It's such a weird game overall. The Horde and "Freaker" technology is pretty good, it's fun seeing hundreds of zombies charging you at once, gunning them down and it's easily some of the better parts of the game.

Story is a bit hit and miss at times, pacing is all over the place. Characters are good, feel "real" enough and I did enjoy some moments with them.

Just the overall feel of this game is.. wild. This came out after RDR2 and God of War, yet seemed to have picked up absolutely nothing from them in regards to open-world design, mission structure or anything of the sort. It feels like it's stuck in a bizzaro-era where cheap PS2 games are still being made and still thrown out.

It's a middling game with some good ideas, not really all that fleshed out too great. Crafting system is a chore to find specific things you need / want, missions send you all over the place with no real reason.

It's fun, but it stretched on way too long. Introduced new items, enemies and new zones in the final section of the game, which.. felt far too late. I was slogging through it at that point because the game just kept going and going but not actually -going- anywhere.

It's a mixed bag.
Posted 3 September, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
94.8 hrs on record
I genuinely love this game.
Posted 28 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
122.8 hrs on record (78.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 27 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
761.6 hrs on record (507.4 hrs at review time)
yeah its alright
Posted 21 January, 2019.
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92 people found this review helpful
82 people found this review funny
295.8 hrs on record (249.4 hrs at review time)
Haven't finished the game once yet.
Posted 1 October, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record
Abandon all hope, ye who enter the "reviews". Steam needs to filter out the pissy children.

Aside from the few valid complaints, all seems good, waiting on release.
Posted 18 February, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
If you've played Call of Duty, it's like Call of Duty.
Posted 28 September, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
39.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Sure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hope that when ARK finally gets released I can refund it for £50, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 1 August, 2017.
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