Hello there, server owner! My name is Nathan Kinnebrand. I am applying for your position: "Moderator/Server cleanup" on your discord server. I have exceeded the required qualifications but I am still interested in your job opening. Here are my qualifications:

I am 21 years old.
I weigh in at 180 kilograms.
My diet consists of fast food and Mountain Dew.
I have moderated over 200 discord servers and 91 subreddits, all of which held over twenty thousand members.
I have a 4 foot long beard.
I take a 3 minute shower once a month.

I am available every day from 11:00 am to 3:00 am with a one hour break from 3:30 to 4:30 pm. My schedule in the morning consists of working from 3:30 am until 8:00 am. I drive my girlfriend to school every morning at 8:30 until she turns 16. I have to spend 2 and a half hours eating ice cream for breakfast then that is when I will start my shift. My hour long break will involve picking up my girlfriend from school and eating McDonalds.

Hello there, server owner! My name is Nathan Kinnebrand. I am applying for your position: "Moderator/Server cleanup" on your discord server. I have exceeded the required qualifications but I am still interested in your job opening. Here are my qualifications:

I am 21 years old.
I weigh in at 180 kilograms.
My diet consists of fast food and Mountain Dew.
I have moderated over 200 discord servers and 91 subreddits, all of which held over twenty thousand members.
I have a 4 foot long beard.
I take a 3 minute shower once a month.

I am available every day from 11:00 am to 3:00 am with a one hour break from 3:30 to 4:30 pm. My schedule in the morning consists of working from 3:30 am until 8:00 am. I drive my girlfriend to school every morning at 8:30 until she turns 16. I have to spend 2 and a half hours eating ice cream for breakfast then that is when I will start my shift. My hour long break will involve picking up my girlfriend from school and eating McDonalds.

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- rep 200 hours of tf2

A GIRL ON REDDIT?!
hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue bursts out of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the gas tank honka honka honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~ *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx