Tell Tom Hanks it's time for bed

This guy is a lateral cheter

ok lets go affirmative all clear here all clear alright alright lets do this alright come out and fight like a man come out come out wherever you are come to papa hang on i heard something good job team good one good one sir good one sir good one hes got the bomb hes got the bomb hes got the package hey hey i heard something i hear him i heard something over there i heard them i wasnt worried for a minute oh no oh no please defuse the bomb sir the bomb is down the bombs at a the bombs ticking at a theres the bomb theres the bomb theres the bomber theres too many of them i could use some help over here nice shot owned that was a close one whew that was close who wants some more get in baby yes yes defusing defusing bomb

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