Dwight - "Confident since Day 1 ...OFCOURSE ;-)"
Meg aka Meghead - "50% Useless, 40% Helpful, 10% Lithing into the Killer"
Claudette - "Tbag pride"
Jake - "Where the F*ck are the Gens...?"
Nea - "Flashlight Queen"
Bill - "I might be a God or a hindrends"
Laurie - "No.....Data....Beep, Booop, Brrrrt...."
Ace - "McMillan Offering enjoyer"
Feng - "Unhook farming...what else?"
David - "Where the f*ck is my M1 button"
Quentin - "Plastic Surgery enjoyer"
Kate - "SWF is my passion"
Adam - "Pallets are for Noobs"
Jeff - "Jeff, my Name is Jeff !!"
Jane - "Pride-Flag Charms enjoyer"
Ashley - "Scene Partner scream enjoyer Number 2"
Nancy - "##### # ##### ### Killah"
Steve - "Scene Partner scream enjoyer Number 1"
Yui - "Doesn't give a Sh*t"
Zarina - "Max points in Objective ofcourse?
Cheryl - "Where TF am i...?"
Felix - "Halp, i am lost"
Elodie - "Windows XP booting noise"
Yun-Jin - "Scene Partner scream enjoyer Number 3"
Jill - "You better F***ing bring a Sac-Ward for my RPD Offering"
Leon - "I'll bring a Sac-Ward to conter your Sac-Ward for Jills RPD Offering"
Mikaela aka Boon Meg - " -25% Chance of winning the Match Number 1"
Haddie - "BNP Slave"
Ada - "And then i disappeared..."
Vittorio - "AFK until the last Gen Pops"
Thalita - "Duo-Que Queen"
Renato - "Duo-Que King"
Gabriel - "Toba-Landing enjoyer"
Nicolas - "I just unlocked him for Ash, Steve & Yun"
Sable aka Gothic Meg - "-25% Chance of winning the Match Number 2"
Trevor aka Vampire Meg - "Probably dead already while reading this"
Taurie aka Emo Meg - "-25% Chance of winning the Match Number 3"
Lara aka Adventure Meg - "-25% Chance of winning the Match Number 4"
Aestri aka Music Meg - "I'm here to halp...*plays music*"
Alan - "TL Maestro"
Ellen - "Walking pallet save failure"
Rebecca - "Has only +Reps on his/her profile when playing Killer (FaIr AnD FrIeNdLy KiLlEr)"
Yoichi - "Probabably a Chad IRL"
Jonah - "Probably a Killer Main"
Tapp - "Enjoys the good old Days"

And each crossplayer reduces the Chance of winning by 25% too so if you get matched with a Cross-Mikaela for example which already has a -25% Chance, you're basically f*cked.