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Omg hai _^ Im anonsan & luv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!anyways, im going to tell you about when I met my hot husband sasuke!<3 OMFGZ HE WAS SO KAWAII IN PERSON!kawaii desu! ^__^ When I walked onto Tokyo street I looked up and saw…SASUKE! <33KONICHIWA SUPA SUPAKAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;; and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me! [OMG!!! HIS TONGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN! RLY!!.< >.< (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!! -__-;; OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE IT EITHER!!ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THATS MY MAN WHY DONT U GO HOOK UP W NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME! then sasuke held me close & said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!! **(O)/ then we went to his apartment & banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!^_<

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Wtf man ♥♥♥♥ u im not angry why would u say im angry just cos i swearing dont mean im rage

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo