🎮 Professional Game Collector – Actually playing them? That’s for amateurs.

💸 I buy games faster than I play them. My backlog is now officially a life sentence.

🎯 Skill Level: Button-mashing expert. Certified by years of panic-clicking.

🕵️‍♂️ Playing games is fun. Staring at my library for 30 minutes deciding what to play? Priceless.

📚 My Steam library is like a museum – full of artifacts I’ll never touch.

⏳ I have more unplayed games than free time. It’s called balance.

🎮 Achievements unlocked:
✅ Buying games on sale.
❌ Actually playing them.