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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 11:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:33am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 10:03am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:27am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 10:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:06am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:54am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:23am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 4:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 5:46am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:05am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 1:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 11:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:41am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 11:41am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:10am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:45am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:28am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:58am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 10:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:58am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:44am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:26am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:38am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:35am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:30am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:56am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:59am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:40am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:06am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:42am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:39am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:29am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:38pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:09am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 3:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 11:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:00pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:09am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:53am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 3:39am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 5:24am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:24am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:06am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:28am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 1:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:00pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 8:47am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:40am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 10:59am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 10:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:06am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:00am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 10:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:33pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:07pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:09pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 8:37am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 10:13am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:48pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:27am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:02am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:25am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:01pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:28am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:45am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:30am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:15pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:42am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:22am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 8:27am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 10:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:18am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 1:50pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 10:46am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 10:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 7:51am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:35am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:20am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:38am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 9:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 12:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 7:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:02am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 9:33pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 9:25am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:21pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 5:04am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 10:28am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:47am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:50am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:09am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 8:05am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 7:14am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:30am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 7:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:30am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:41am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 11:45am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 1:31pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:39am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:04am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 6:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 10:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 11:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 10:52am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 4:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 6:04am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 9:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 11:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:43pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 10:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 4:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 3:47pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 9:13am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:34am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:40am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:22pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:49pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:48pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:13am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 5:05am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:21pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 4:12am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 6:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:50pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:41am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 5:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 1:53pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:52pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:11am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:11am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:54am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:12am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:08pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 1:07am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:07pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:16am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 8:13am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:33am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:52pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:20am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 4:01pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:12am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:53pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:52pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:47pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:33pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:41am



What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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