Our father, who are in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy Chavdom come, thy shoplifting done, in JJB sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBO's as we happy slap those
Who give evidence against us
And lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing.
For thine is the chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
Forever and ever.

+rep learning that weaboo is not the way to go 30% less weaboo than normal (still a long way to go, but progress is progress and we shouldn't shame others when they're venturing down the road of success, and we should not undervalue the journey while thinking of the destination). Furthermore, to any weabs reading this, have a good day I'm offering a rehabillitation for the horrible illness you have contracted. First session starts with leaving the house, take this as a free trial to the course, add me for further details.