go chill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZALSHe8xA&t=57s


Oh, the cucumber! This green jewel of nature, so crispy and refreshing. For decades, I dedicate my life to the exploration of its many facets. Its perfect shape, the way the light dances through its fleshy depths – it is pure magic! Some call me crazy, obsessed even, but they do not understand… The cucumber is not just a fruit, it is a revelation, a symbol of purity in this chaotic world. And here I stand, a scholarly man, lost in the infinite complexity of a simple cucumber. Is this madness? Maybe. But if it is so, then it is the sweetest madness I have ever tasted!