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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 10:35am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 5:58am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 2:17pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 3:27am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 10:35am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 6:03am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 4:59am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2019 @ 6:53am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2019 @ 9:36am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2019 @ 11:23am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 5:10am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 3:33am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 3:40am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 9:38am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 10:00am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 1:16pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 5:58am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 1:26pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2019 @ 7:20am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2019 @ 3:31am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 4:06pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2019 @ 1:47pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 1:39pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 7:16am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 3:02am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 12:32pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 9:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2019 @ 2:40pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 9:47am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 4:59am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 4:47am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 5:31am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 10:07am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2019 @ 4:05am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2020 @ 11:34am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 10:56am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:14am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2019 @ 4:16am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 10:57am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 5:23am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2019 @ 11:08am

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 11:55pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 3:08am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 11:02am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 12:23pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 10:53am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 5:41am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 9 May, 2021 @ 3:42am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 9:27am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:57am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.