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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 10:37pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 10:48pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2015 @ 7:03am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 2:09am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 4:20am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 11:01pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 11:36pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 2:08am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 3:09am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 5:40am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 5:41am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 7:18am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 9:18am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 5:28am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 1:23am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 9:00am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 5:37am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 9:23am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 5:18am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2015 @ 7:21am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 2:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 7:37am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 2:36am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 7:02am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 3:12am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 3:14am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 5:26am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 3:58am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:22pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 2:46am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 3:00am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 6:42am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 10:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2015 @ 7:03am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 3:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 2:00am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 2:58am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2015 @ 6:04am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 1:45am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 3:00am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 5:18am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 11:06pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 3:10am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 2:00pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 10:36pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 11:29pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2015 @ 1:19am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 12:22am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 1:33am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 3:09am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:42pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2015 @ 7:25am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:27pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 3:09am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 8:53am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 5:35am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2015 @ 6:29am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:06am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:56pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 2:04am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2015 @ 7:19am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 5:11am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 6:24am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 9:55am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 3:11am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 7:14am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 5:04am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 9:49am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 6:58am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 7:23am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 3:41am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
15 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+7

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