Recent reviews by 𝓛𝔂♻𝓼𝓮𝔂 ぽ

Absolutely great. Especially if you put this on your 4K TV with a controller. Would prefer if it was longer though

Ubitoast has closed their support page so i'm sharing my pain here and the Email I sent them.

Dear Ubitoast,

From the day we bought it with my friends we have had 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒 . I am going to list to them for you so even a 5-year-old could understand it. I really like the game and if you have some decency you will do something about it, although I am entirely sure that you will not do anything because that is what your company does. So here is my VERY informing list of what is happening in the game in case you did not do any testing before releasing it to the public.

1 : 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐄𝐒


■ 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 : I can not count how many times me or my friends have been disconnected and our bots just randomly sell our properties ruining
our game. Also, more importantly if the host of the game get disconnected by your magnificent servers we lose the entire game and some times not being able
to finish 1+ hour sessions, thus wasting our hours.


■ 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 : Because getting kicked is not enough is it?. So after you get kicked you can try to reconnect, but it won't let you of course
because why would it.


2 : 𝐁𝐔𝐆𝐒


■ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐆𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒
■ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋/𝐀𝐃𝐃 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒
■ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆

I'm adding those 3 together because the one brings the other. So for some reason after you add the first 3 houses the game just randomly decides that you must not add more and makes it impossible to add houses. Sometimes after this happens you cannot even move on the board which is so broken that if you owe money the game just decides that you must go bankrupt, like who on your company gave the go sign for this brainless mechanic. Also, spamming the buttons does not do anything at all.


3 : 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘

■ 𝐅𝐈𝐗 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 : This timer is so broken. While you are doing something it thinks that you are inactive and starts counting down, and if the bugs I mentioned
above occur you end up losing due to bankruptcy.

■ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃 : I swear that the dice are loaded there is no way that this represents real life dice. They also glitch out so many times
and give you the wrong number ,and they go so far away on the map that you can't see them. I would advise you to fix it because it is the core mechanic of the game.

■ 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐏 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 : This one drives me crazy every time. I don't get why wouldn't we be able to see the map like we are
blindfolded or something like that.

■ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐏𝐀𝐖𝐍𝐒 : Not including pawns is so repetitive and so boring, in monopoly games there are tons of pawn to choose from, like the T-rex let's say. And the ones you can buy, you can't even use it on online. I cannot understand your logic.

■ 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 : There are like a million monopoly editions, and an opportunity to add tons of DLC's. We would buy them, and I am sure a lot of people would have but you thought that Monopoly Rabbit's was the right mode to add.

■ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 : There should be some more modes or rules to play with so players do not get bored.

■ 𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓

This game is an absolute masterpiece and do doubt one of my favorite games of all time.

Ya it's a cool 1.6

Absolute masterpiece. Loved the story so much ( as expected from R* ) and you really get attached to the characters.

I really enjoyed this game so much when I first bought it, but the developers don't give damn about the game. It's fun but gets boring after about 150 hours without playing squads. I always give hope and support to small companies trying to make something big but I feel betrayed. If I could, I'd have refund it already.

The graphics are unbelievably bad, even on ultra settings, too many bugs, the environment as a whole feels boring , the hitboxes are terrible, they have no idea how to balance weapons, in my option they should just have the characteristics that they have in real life, the maps are irrelevant and unappealing, they're just copying fortnite at this point, that's how desperate and out of ideas they are.

For me I'm happy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Battle Royale trend is failing, like this company's earning.

Absolutely Marvelous game. Unique art style, incredible music and a very rich story. Buying this game is a no brainer.