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| Windows detected that your penis is small! |
| Is that true? |
| ______ ______ _____ |
| | Yes | | Maybe | | Yes | |
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Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
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I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme
foolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish in
loving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.
-- Rita Mae Brown
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