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GOD WHY IS MY SISTER SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOUD???? I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEMOLISHING her ♥♥♥♥♥, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!

I punch myself in the balls every morning. It's completely out of my comfort zone but I put my fears aside and punch the sh*t out of my nuts every morning. It gives me the confidence to do things in life I'm to scared of doing normally. It's given me the confidence to talk more freely, interact with others, and really be in the present moment. By punching my nuts every morning, I live the rest of my day happily and not depressed, because throughout the day I don't feel the pain I felt in the morning and its the biggest relief. In my opinion, every guy should punch their balls at least once every morning.

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I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other profiles I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.