Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'what is beauty?' Because that would fall within the purview of conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am i gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer?
Use a gun.
And if that don' work, Use More gun.
Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me...
Built by me...
And you best hope.. Not pointing at You.

Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty?' Because that would fall within the purview of conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am i gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don' work, Use More gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... And you best hope.. Not pointing at You.