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I was born with a ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I thought it was normal and that everyone had a ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ too. Until during ♥♥♥ ed class, when I found out that everyone only has a ♥♥♥♥ or ♥♥♥♥♥♥. “Doesn’t everyone have a ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Why do you guys only have one of them?” Everyone started laughing at me and the teacher sighed. I was so embarrassed and I’m the only one born with a ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I ran out of class into the bathroom and looked at my privates. It has been 15 years since this happened and now I’m a famous pornstar. My unique anatomy has been a blessing in disguise. I have a hot husband and wife, a big mansion and loads of money. Not only can I impregnate myself, I can impregnate my wife and my husband can impregnate me at the same time. So, being born with a ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ isn’t so bad afterall. Now, I love my ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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My ♥♥♥♥♥ is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my ♥♥♥♥♥ off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a ♥♥♥♥♥ reduction as they would have nowhere to put the ♥♥♥♥♥. It would just take up far too much room.

Creepers are ♥♥♥♥, hear me out.

I've always wanted to ♥♥♥♥ a creeper from minecraft. The idea of my ♥♥♥♥ diving into its tight green chocolate starfish is my only motivation for day to day activities. Living even. The sheer possibility of it makes me lust endlessly to the point of which whenever I see even just the sole color of green, I get hard and must immediately ♥♥♥♥ it or jerk off. I've painted my walls green, with little black boxes to more accurately represent a creeper. I have to paint a new coat every month or so- to get rid of the stains produced by my endless stream of ♥♥♥ that eventually turn my walls a creamy white. My pillows are green, I ♥♥♥♥ them every night, putting a green fleshlight in between them while I search up creeper hentai. The scent of rotten ♥♥♥ fills the air in my room, fills my nose while I sleep. I don't care. It turns me on, and then I ♥♥♥ more. How would I ♥♥♥♥ a creeper you ask?

Firstly, I would come up behind it in the night, sneaking like they love to sneak on me. Oh how many times I've jizzed over my destroyed homes. Why? Because a creeper blew it up, and I would in turn imagine a creeper "blowing" me like that. When I sneak up on it, I will quickly "plug" all of its holes: my ♥♥♥♥ in its green ass, my fingers in its mouth, and the other hand on its throbbing green ♥♥♥♥, ready to explode, it pulsates- I know this because I've watched them explode many times, and always notice that they are rock hard when they do it, and so am I to be honest.

I would ♥♥♥♥ that little green piece of ♥♥♥♥ so hard while I jerk that ♥♥♥♥ off. I would come at least 17 times, but I wouldn't let that little green ♥♥♥♥ ever get soft I would jerk it so fast. When it finally ♥♥♥♥, the creeper and I will explode in an amazing manner, filling the entire world with my jizz, and his green ♥♥♥.

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