Hey bab-, oh right sorry you said to call you by your gamer tag , sorry >.<. I wanted to say I got you a new gaming chair since the last one had some weird stains on it, but I found this jar while I was cleaning ? I didn’t know you liked my little pony anyways , I cleaned it out since there was this weird smelly liquid left in it? Don’t worry tho your figure is all clean and put back on the shelf.

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RAWR XD!!!! This cat LOVES having GAY SEX!!!!! Would you Have HOT HORNY JUICY SWEATY SPICY HARDCORE Gay sex with this
SEXY KITTY <3 <3 Like and Share if you would <3 <3 PS... Person Below Is A Gay SimpTard

Today, I went to 7/11 and ate a Slim Jim. It was the greatest thing I ever tasted.

Hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic horse wolf ♥♥♥♥ * s-so...h-how's your day? * sweats * hehe.. so-so.. I was wondering.. When you were gonna get out of school for christmas haha.. so we could,, * gulp * h-hang out... haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!! it's okay!! i'll just.. s-stay lonely forever hah...* eyes shine cutely as i purr. * hey-uhm- i know this is sudden but- * grabs your hand and kisses it * wanna- wanna be my gf? * smiles *

Whoa dude chill.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
i have checked my finances
we can make it work

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said in game, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make "you" sandwiches (lol) while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) :) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be all weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

FUS DO RAH these nuts in your mouth

Hi wet met on Dota.

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

:P

over used joke is over used...

Hi we met in Dota and you sound like a real hot girl you want to go out I live a thousand miles away txt me

... god kill me now

Hi we have met in Dota and you sound like a real hot girl you want to go out I live in the same planet page me.

<_< i hate you guys

Hi we have met in Dota and you sound like a real hot girl you want to go out I live in the same city page me.