GG! perfect ending lmao

Luke is the type of guy to join the world renown Anime wizards sorotity and participate in their initiation where he must travel around the world finding the sexiext big bootied bimbo body pillows and ejaculate on each and every one of them. On his travels however he met the love of his dreams, Nugaki Nagasako truly the biggest bootied body pillow, he realises that in his desperated attempt to join the Anime wizards sorority he lost track of his true love for body pillows. Luke drops out of university, abadons his family and friends and goes live with Nugaki Nagasako in Ethiopeia, for countless days Luke and Nugaki Nagasako make intimate passionate love, the body pillow getting more and more crusty as the days go by and their bond strengthens.

2 mofos just came to ma door with pineapple pizza bruh. i aint ordered no pineapple pizza bruh wtf i said. they was trippin homie. they said take this L bruh and tried to make me take that L. i said i aint want no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ L bruh

Luke the type of guy to write a book on the subtlety and ambiguity of Rick and Morty.

Evangelos the type of guy to roll his eyes back when he takes a bite out of a banana

luke the type of guy to run away from fake homies