Ludejano Elta
John Romero   Pontypridd, Rhondda Cynon Taff, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Bristolian idiot in Wales. Plays badly. Streams worse. Writes weird Steam reviews. I don't know, I like pictures of dogs.
Currently In-Game
Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition
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223 Hours played
Fight the same enemy so many times you make a silly nickname for it.
Get a PHENOMENAL build and play 30-odd runs before you get the combo you want again.
Put yourself through serious punishment just to look at some goofy statues of your skeleton butler/punching bag/whatever the hell he is.
Fall in love with a phenomenal cast only to find that the game baits you in thinking the cutest character of the bunch is a romance option before your character lets her down gently. Yes it's still adorable and NO I'm not over it. #JusticeForDusa

I love this game.
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47 Hours played
If your soundtrack doesn't start with "IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE, WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED... ONE STOOD. HE CHOSE THE PATH OF PERPETUAL TORMENT. IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED HE FOUND NO PEACE, AND WITH BOILING BLOOD, HE SCOURED THE UMBRAL PLAINS, SEEKING VENGEANCE AGAINST THE DARK LORDS WHO HAD WRONGED HIM. AND THOSE THAT TASTED THE BITE OF HIS SWORD, NAMED HIM.....


*THE DOOM SLAYER*"
then frankly I'm not interested in it.

Co-incidentally....

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Recent Activity
1.2 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
8.4 hrs on record
last played on 8 Sep
8,476 hrs on record
last played on 8 Sep
Brother Sladicus 26 Jul @ 7:51am 
lmao virgin, lmao
Mrs Nesbitt 5 May, 2023 @ 6:24am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun
Tiny Turtle 31 Dec, 2019 @ 4:35pm 
IT'S MY LUDEST DUDE

HAPPY NEW YEAR
BarackObaba 2 Mar, 2018 @ 6:42am 
Burrrrrrr
This Means War 20 Aug, 2017 @ 5:55am 
ALL HAIL THE HEDONISM BOT
GraviticDeeds 22 Nov, 2012 @ 1:42pm 
WHAT CHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!