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Depending on the depension in the transformers movie i could agree on that this game is a game. The game is especially good if you fart in a pool with 3 other guys with a Hubba hubba under their thoenails

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If you've ever taken a day off sick, been unemployed, or sat at home with the telly on during the week, you might have come across one of the many shows that focus on house flipping.

For those not in the know, the art of house flipping refers to the practice of buying a house, doing it up, and then flogging it... hopefully for a profit. If you've watched one of these shows and thought "that's the life for me" - now you can have a trial run of your new venture on console.

You start off with some money in the bank, living in a crappy little hut that doubles as your office. You use your trusty laptop to find some jobs in the local area, for example fitting radiators and painting walls, or even clearing out cockroach infestations. The nice developers have even given the option to switch out cockroaches for glass in case you have a fear of the little buggers.

The first few jobs you do act as a sort of tutorial, just asking you to do one or two things like cleaning, painting or fitting a bathroom. At first, you're pretty slow at what you do. Pretty much everything you do, from fitting appliances to painting walls just requires you to press the X or R2 button (if only it were that easy in real life). Pick up litter, press X or R2. Screw in a sink, press and hold X or R2. Plaster a wall, press... you get the idea.

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