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😯
I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80
degrees today," and I said "Oops."
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so
I never have to go upstairs.
I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in
front of it in only eight minutes.
-- Steven Wright
🙁
The wonderful thing about a dancing bear is not how well he dances,
but that he dances at all.
😩
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
-- Mark Twain
😙
Well, I'm INVISIBLE AGAIN ... I might as well pay a visit to the LADIES
ROOM ...
🤠
D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.
-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
The Way We Was
😷
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