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If I leave you this phone now and you give me 250 euros, I'll bring them back tomorrow and I also give you 280/300 you give me the phone back.
If I don't bring them to you, you keep the phone, give me MAXIMO one / two days.
Now I get out of here I aim for only one thing: to make money.
Why this here, can I tell you something? It is my heart that I am leaving you. If I leave it to you, I ask you only one thing with my heart: not to turn it on, not to look at it, not to touch me anything. Because if you turn it on, you touch, you look at me anything, I get pissed off worst of all.
If things go well for me, I reward you at a high level. If you want to remove the screen protector to dare to control you have to be 100% sure because this screen protector, too, I care about it.
Nothing, I'm not telling you twice. I was also rewarding you with 100 euros in two days, if I don't come to pick up the phone remains yours, pact we are making.
You can not? Goodbye thanks

an absolute chap

Mixtli you indeed have a problem xD

-Rep After a good game in warband matchmaking, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of fun and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a warband lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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