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What if one day you woke up and your nipples were just completely gone . . . like no scars or anything, just flat skin. And then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night, and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life he'd been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should've been, because you were born without them, and not for any sexual reason, but just so you would fit in.

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.
He chose the path of perpetual torment.
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace.
And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him.
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him...
Colonel Fuze.

Why don't people like Brigitte? I can't be the only one who loves being stunned the entire game. Shield bash is so amazing and really makes for some intense and fun gameplay. Thanks Blizzard

Hello friend. its been a while since the men and i had time to write to friends back home. We have succesfully managed to push the German Army out of France and now we are located in Belgium. It is freezing the food supply is low and we can barely feel our fingers. The germans keep bombing us with artillery from the town outside the forest and our CO (commanding officer) gave us our task. Rush the town and take out all germany presence. This may be my final letter to you. Wish me and the boys luck
-Fuze

Show responsibility. Make sure your vagina isn't dull