>I join game with blyat comrade
>We start on defending side
>My comrade choses Almighty Lord Tachanka
>I chose comrade Kapkan
>He sets up turret and I set traps
>Doc run into room and lays down
>Suddenly 12 hockey pucks come through walls
>Lord Tachanka shoots wall with turret
>We all explode from deadly Ice Hockey sport game puck
>Comrade Fuze laughs and mocks by running through traps
>"Round Won"
>So is life in Cyka-Land