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Zonker Harris

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Years of Service

Mike Doonesbury: [Zonker is submerged under Walden Puddle] Zonker! Zonker!
Zonker Harris: [underwater] Steady, lads, steady...
Mike Doonesbury: Zonker!
Zonker Harris: Fire!
[a miniature trident shot from underwater pins a falling leaf to a tree]
Mike Doonesbury: Zonker!
Zonker Harris: [his head comes out of the water] What?
Mike Doonesbury: Dinner's in ten minutes.
Zonker Harris: So?
Mike Doonesbury: We'd prefer you dry.

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ELVIS DEPRESSLEY 31 May, 2019 @ 4:26pm

Zonker!? At it again?!?!?!

GAMERSTYLE43 12 Jun, 2017 @ 2:26pm

+Rep very helpful and all round nice guy

♥ Nocturnal ♥ 23 Dec, 2015 @ 3:19pm

Merry Christmas! (soon)

Nutty Beaver 16 Aug, 2015 @ 9:16pm

BRUH.

donut? 19 Nov, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Ain't nobody want a soggy puddle taco

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