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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:46am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:36am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:36am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:39am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am