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Teamwork? Non-existent; it's like he's playing a single-player game in a team-based shooter. Aim? Spectacularly awful, consistently hits everything except the target. Coordination? Let's call it "innovative" – it's a miracle he manages to move at all. Map knowledge? It'd be fantastic if he knew more than just the spawn point. Making less noise so the enemies don't have a personal GPS tracker on him might be a good idea. Crosshair placement? More like crosshair misplacement Retake ability? More like a retake disability. Spray control? Or rather, spray and pray, hoping for the best. Reaction time? Measured in geological epochs. Clutch situations? He turns them into cringe situations. 1v1 scenarios? More like a spectator event where you just watch him fail.Leadership? Only if you want to lead your team to defeat. Truly an inspiration to us all in what not to do!