This totally isn't Stuart from college last year bro.

oink

Shhhhh! You'll scare the kittens.

YOU'VE BEEN STARED AT BY A
................(___)..........
.................|Oo|...........
.......... /```` OO).........
........./ |____-- .......COW
.......*...L......L.............
UNLESS YOU GET THIS COW TO STARE AT 8 OTHER PEOPLE ALL OF YOUR WISHES WIL NEVER COME TRUE AND YOU WILL BE CURSED BY THE COW UNTIL FOREVER THIS IS REALLY TRUE IT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND AND HE DIED THE NEXT DAY BY A COW!!!!!!

:3 <3

here is a shorter one... PINGAS!!!