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-- Marvin The Paranoid Android
😲
Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to
your execution is not generally understood by less advanced life forms,
and they'll call you crazy.
-- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul"
🤗
[looking into a woman's window with binoculars while she is undressing]
Mr. Rogers: Hello, neighbor.
😙
Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.
😘
Everyone who comes in here wants three things:
(1) They want it quick.
(2) They want it good.
(3) They want it cheap.
I tell 'em to pick two and call me back.
-- sign on the back wall of a small printing company
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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing
between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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