Recent reviews by Lord of Pain Valak

Wait a minute-

This isn't a DLC,
This is just ELDEN RING 2!

Son: Mom, can we have Bloodborne?

Mom: We have Bloodborne at home.

Bloodborne at home:

"Man this game looks fun, Let me try playing for a little, what can possibly go wrong?"

A buggy Masterpiece.

Avoid this game at all costs.
This game has nothing worth playing for.

the PvE is crappy - you have to fight a single boss again and again without anything else in-between. rewards are also crap. No incentive to play this mode.

PvP is boring - Everyone just spams staff and bow attacks due to their range capability. you'll hardly win if you don't choose to do the same.

The story is absolutely boring - you can never get invested into it, no matter how long you play, unlike the previous games this company made.

And to top things off, this game is made by the same company who always destroy their games with Pay-2-Win mechanics and treating their player-base badly.

They had destroyed Grand Chase, they are in the process of destroying Elsword, and probably this game too in a couple of years.

You should not trust any game made by this company, or any Korean developers, ever. You'll thank me in the future.

Types of People in the review thread:

90%: Negative review because of mod takedown by Take 2 & Rockstar
2%: Positive review from people who only played singleplayer and thought that multiplayer is as fun as single-player
3%: Positive review from people who thinks mods = Hackers and are happy that they are gone.
2%: Positive review from people who just defends the game as a fanboy
1%: Positive review from Trolls
1%: Negative review from Trolls
1%: People writing about the types of people in the review thread.

Also Positive review because NEgative review is too mainstream.

Media Outlets (M.O): "Its basically Robo Souls!"

Me: "where the Souls at tho?"

M.O: "There are no Souls! its just based on Dark Souls!"

Me: "If its based on Dark Souls, then where are the damn SOULS? shouldn't you just call it Dark Robots or something?"

M.O: ". . . . . ."

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(ACTUAL REVIEW)

Its Basically the closest thing you can get to Bloodborne/Nioh on PC.

the game is hard yet fun, it will sure gonna give fans a Surge of interest on its gameplay.

A Surge, get it?

GET IT?

NAT: Strict

Error 0004000008

Every time I start the game and into the menu, "Faction wars are unavailable" always pops up.

Tried Opening all the ports = no effect
Tried Exclusions in AV = no effect
Turned off AV and windows firewall = no effect
DMV'ed the router = still no effect.

Good job Ubisoft, you did it again.
All that absurd price for a glorified single player game.

Just like its name- It takes Half your Life to Eagerly wait for Half-Life 3, and another to destroy your hopes and dreams..

Inafune: "Welcome to Mighty No.9. After 4 years in development, hopefully it would have been better than nothing."

Positive review just 'cause it's better than nothing.