Recent reviews by Lord Nectarine

meh

Soooo much potential. I really, really hope the playerbase sticks around and the game gets the support to really grow.

gas

this game is very wet. when water touches something, it becomes wet. considering that rain is very frequent in this game, perhaps more than any I've seen, this makes this a very wet game. the game is wet. wet wet wet wet wet wet wet. the game is a wetty wet game. sloppy slop! Mm. very moist and wet game that wet wet wet wet mmmm yummy! yum yum yum

every game I declare war, demolish a small nation, and then force another to give all their stuff before declaring peace. eventually i leave
great game, really makes you feel like an oppressive, warmongering oligarchy that values only bloodshed and the spoils of senseless violence at the cost of your people's livelihood :D

I have no idea what's going on but I'll be damned if it's not a *blast* (see what I did there?)

Absolutely insane, would ragdoll again

don't like sans

muck
Fun, a tad unbalanced when it comes to the boss in terms of enemy spawning
Otherwise fun, especially with friends
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Only play this game if you're willing to spend half your time seeing and doing some genuinely cool stuff, and the other half dying constantly to mostly RNG based nonsense
fun time
mostly