Bona
Guillermo
Madrid, Spain
Crantius Colto is my name
My lusty Argonian maid
I've something here for you to clean
Come burnish now my blade

I'm Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it's true
A lusty Argonian maid
But your task is too much, good sir,
I've never seen such a long Blade!

Tut-tut, my dear, that's not what i hear,
My lusty Argonian maid
And Lady Colto's gone for Kvatch
No need for you to be afraid

Nay, i am needed elsewhere, sir,
Though your blade's so long and so hard
I'm needed to tend the instrument large
Of a sultry Argonian bard

Crantius Colto is my name
My lusty Argonian maid
I've something here for you to clean
Come burnish now my blade

I'm Lifts-Her-Tail the maid, it's true
A lusty Argonian maid
But your task is too much, good sir,
I've never seen such a long Blade!

Tut-tut, my dear, that's not what i hear,
My lusty Argonian maid
And Lady Colto's gone for Kvatch
No need for you to be afraid

Nay, i am needed elsewhere, sir,
Though your blade's so long and so hard
I'm needed to tend the instrument large
Of a sultry Argonian bard

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Commenti
Toinou 14 dic 2019, ore 16:43 
+rep nice and sweet baby killer
michu_zh 30 ago 2018, ore 7:51 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “heart of stone” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 23. pls no copy pasterino my story.
Jesus Colleja 30 ago 2018, ore 2:27 
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FromIwoJima 13 set 2016, ore 19:19 
Ha, you've beated my overpowered sl300 warrior!
Good playstyle and trickie build really.
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