Greetings you magnificent rescals. I am Stan and I have no work so I am going to introduce myself...
1. https://onlyfans.com/StanManWithTheMicroSchlong
2. God is dead and ppl born after 2005 made him commit suicide
3. My gaming skills are worse than the guy who plays in facebook ads
4. I lost all my fate in humanity after Tik Tok
5. no idea whats that penis shaped thing
6. If you want to play a game with me subscribe to my OF, where u can see my gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
7. Favourite game is Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, makes me squirt all my man juice every time I play it
8. Pm if u want to buy my cumm socks
9. If smth touches ur inner thigh ur balls go up
10. I <3 Coconuts
11. Dad?
12. I sold my left nut for a PC and it was worth it
13. My ♥♥♥♥ 8.3 cm
14. I am not a racist
15. My parents like me
16. I have friends
17. Everyone likes me
18. I am joking 14-17 are not true
19. Writing this ♥♥♥♥♥ makes me cringe from the bottom of my ass
20. Filthy Frank was my last hope for humanity
21. U play League of Legends in 2k21, lol... Do u hunt antilopes too
22. Its been over 3 days until I last inserted my friends dog in my asss
23. Boobs over ass
24. No longer fan of Taylor Swift, Avril Lavigne for the win
25.I practice rhythmic gymnastics every day
26. Dont smoke kids, just kill yourself kids and end the suffering
27. I dont like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minions (they are bald asians with dwarfism and autism who are gay)
28 =1+2+3+4+5+6+7
29. China will rule the word
30.I think thats enough useless information
Thanks for reading all of this info. But dont you think that it will be batter if you just learned some new skill, or went to the gym, or i donna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ask that girl out cz ur dic is not gonna suck itself.... unless u have a massive schlong.... which u dont.... or u are quite flexible... but u arent... anyways.... its getting awkward here... gtfo u stupid sausage and
HAVE A NICE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY!