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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:40pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:07am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 9:49pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:03pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 9:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 11:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 8:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2024 @ 9:34am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 6:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:43am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:17am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 1:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:48am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:50am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:57am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 9:15am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:37pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 8:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:34pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 7:14pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 6:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 12:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 7:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 11:51am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:45am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:00am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 12:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 10:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 10:19am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 8:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:41pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 6:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 10:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 7:14am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 5:57pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 7:44am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:37am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 12:20am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 10:35am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:28am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:00pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:05pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:00pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:07pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 8:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:34pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 10:34am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 2:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 9:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 7:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 10:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 9:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 7:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 7:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:36am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:07am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 9:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 10:06pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 10:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 8:33am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:36am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:22am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:41pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2024 @ 4:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 5:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:56pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 9:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 9:06am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:11pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 9:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:58pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:27am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 9:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 9:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 10:40pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 10:44am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:13am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:12pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:11pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 8:54am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 9:49am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 11:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 7:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 1:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 8:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 10:13am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 8:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 8:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 7:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:34am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:36am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:41pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:13am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 10:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:32pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:51pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:34pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:36am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:08pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 12:32am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:13am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 1:07am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:00pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:56pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2024 @ 5:20pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:35pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 7:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:07am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 8:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 7:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 8:58pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 4:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:33am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:02pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 11:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 10:45am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 3:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 1:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 6:48am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:35pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 9:56am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 11:57pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:13pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 9:43am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:39pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 7:28am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 5:38pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked