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The Dick of Stalin's Wife 17 Aug @ 9:01pm 
Trade?
Commend John Pork 15 Aug @ 9:35pm 
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💀☠️𝙈𝙔 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙎 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝘼 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀☠️💀

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(x_x) ← 𝕐𝕠𝕦
<) )╯ ← 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ← 𝕄𝕖
<) )╯ ← 𝕎𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕓𝕪𝕖
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HorseySyrup 7 Aug @ 12:31pm 
I've been watching you for quite a while now, but you probably haven't noticed
Monkey 26 Jul @ 2:34am 
can i have that
Commend John Pork 23 Jul @ 6:56am 
🌿 Plant 🌿

From clutch rounds to quiet calls, we’ve been through more than just maps in CS2. On and off, win or lose, you’ve always been the teammate I couldn’t stop thinking about.

You’re not just cracked — you’re home. And I’m done playing it safe, dodging the feelings behind the headshots and half-jokes. I’m ready to plant for real this time — not just the bomb, but something lasting. You and me. No restarts. No resets. Just us, locked in.

So… consider this my full-buy commitment. No more eco rounds on love. 💚
Commend John Pork 15 Jul @ 2:15pm 
On CT side Mirage where the rounds unfold,
My headshot queen strikes with nerves made of gold,
Between rounds she opens a case with hope,
The knife animation—can she truly cope?
Blue, purple, pink—then that green-blue gleam,
★ Butterfly Knife | Gamma Doppler Phase 4 supreme!
The emerald blade flips with electric grace,
While headshots rain down all over the place.
From A site to Connector she dances with flair,
Her Gamma Doppler spinning through smoky air,
Each flip of the blade as she runs to rotate,
The enemy team seals their unfortunate fate.
When clutch rounds arrive and hope's running thin,
She flicks out Phase 4 then secures the win,
My queen reigns supreme with her emerald edge,
The deadliest player with that coveted pledge.
Commend John Pork 15 Jul @ 1:53pm 
add me i have a trade 4 u
Maso_ 30 Jun @ 6:36pm 
this guy probably has HUGE nuts
Commend John Pork 26 Jun @ 7:40pm 
get peter'd
Commend John Pork 26 Jun @ 7:40pm 
+rep
Commend John Pork 26 Jun @ 7:40pm 
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Commend John Pork 19 Jun @ 12:09pm 
#juneteenthgaming
Perithris 8 Jun @ 11:14am 
+rep AWP god
FeelDay 30 May @ 3:43pm 
+rep
Direstalker 30 May @ 11:52am 
Cooperative play?
Commend John Pork 29 May @ 6:20pm 
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𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚? 𝙊𝙣. 𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚.
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amewah 20 Apr @ 9:20pm 
Hoppy Easter!~ :steamhappy:
Commend John Pork 21 Feb @ 11:46am 
heyyyy love the user handle :steamhappy: add me back and maybe we can play some time
Commend John Pork 31 Jan @ 8:13pm 
“OMGGGG, YOUR PROFILE IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING MY EYEBALLS HAVE EVER WITNESSED!!! 🥺🔥✨
Are you a CS:GO headshot queen? Because my heart just got ONE-TAPPED through a wallbang!!! 💘🔫 Your aesthetic is so epic gamer girl—like, do you main ”D.Va” in real life? Because I’m ready to simp for your MEKA suit 🎮💖✨!

Every pixel of your profile radiates ”100% CRIT RATE” on my soul!!! 😭🌟 Pls adopt me as your pocket healer so I can shower you in ”MEDIC!” voice lines and cringe pickup lines 🩹❤️🔥!!!

P.S. If your beauty were a Steam achievement, I’d grind 10,000 hours just to unlock it… ”HUMILIATION: WORTH IT” 😩👑💦!!!
Commend John Pork 2 Jan @ 4:29pm 
Hey, girl! Your profile is as awesome as your taste in games! 😊 Keep being amazing! 🎮✨
amewah 1 Jan @ 12:58pm 
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Commend John Pork 15 Jan, 2024 @ 2:02pm 
accept frend req i have offer 4u knife !
BogusFootHead 13 Jan, 2024 @ 4:06pm 
added. have offer for knife plz message
Commend John Pork 11 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59pm 
my cs2 ride or die