Recent reviews by 「 LiTe Em uP 」

---{Graphics}---
☐ Lmao it's real life
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good (mild soundtrack and audio ques playing in dramatic moments)
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls (literally the game feels like another Dark Souls)

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress, only for achievements/seeing other paths
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average (6 hrs)
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Quality of port}---
☐ Mobile Phone port
☐ Bad GTA 4 port
☑ Dark Souls(2012) LAZY console port
☐ Average
☐ God of War Quality 2022 port
☐ Lovely


Pros:
+ Looks good
+ "Open-world" Dark Souls
+ As challenging as Dark Souls
+ No Denuvo DRM, which is likely a huge plusfor paying customers

Cons:
- overhyped like cyberpunk 2077 (maybe due to dark souls fanbois/girls hype)
- not as buggy as cyberpunk 2077, but definitely GETTING ALOT OF STUTTERS(SOLID 60FPS AND randomly drops to mid 40's)
- cinematic 30fps on cutscene( its 2022, why still 30fps locked for just cutscenes lol)
- widescreen support is crap
- outside of Dark Souls combat, Elden Ring's world does not have much to offer to do, as "open-world" part feels "barren" due to alot of empty space
- UI is atrocious as the design feels like intended for controllers only, with kbm as a second thought.. even on character creation, its recommended to use controller if you want to get correctly the looks of your character..


My PC specs:
- 12600k cpu(stock clocks)
- 64gb 3200mhz ddr4 ram
- 2070s gpu
- installed on a Intel 660p m.2 nvme ssd
- 1440p resolution
- high settings preset, with textures quality at maximum
- playtime as of review: 1.1 hrs (so i can decide if i want to refund or not)

skin simulator 2.0

quick review of the game so far out of around 5 hours of playtime

i7 6700k 4gigs
48gb ram
980ti gpu
installed on a hdd

PROS:

• Bigger Maps; this could be a con too, but for now bigger map means you have more flanking areas to go to on your way to the objectives
  
• Vehicles; definitely useful if you don't have a retarded driver
  
• Weapon Melee Strike; for those moments when some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shows up in your face and you got yourself caught with your pants down while reloading.

CONS

• Game is currently IMO UNOPTIMISED; i did followed the tweaks guide and raised my fps originally from ~60 to ~100fps. And still i sometimes get huge fps drops(as low as ~30 fps), especially in oilrig and precint
  
• SERVER BROWSER; why is the 2014 Insurgency has a better server browser compared to the barebones server browser ui of sandstorm.
  
• NO MOD SUPPORT; at this moment mods aren't in the game yet. Devs mentioned that it will be added down in the near future.

the CONS are IMO are bigger than PROS, which is why i negatively reviewed this game.. this will change if DEVS fix those 3 biggest things

Yolo Swag 420 blaze it

i wish there was a neutral option instead of yes or no...


pros:
- didn't crashed on me on startup
- it had features as promised as it was compared to a recently released space game
- game still looks gorgeous, even on just high settings
- game looks stunning in 4k, but runs like a slideshow on my 980ti
- adam jensen looks bad ass
- its Deu Sex

cons:
- sub par 30 fps on 4k resolutions even on just high settings
- i7 6700k, 16gb ram, 980ti is now a potato pc and runs only in "cinematic" fps..
- wont recognize the 880m gtx on my laptop, only the intel gpu.. no more on-the-go playing..

Rebel Galaxy is a really fun 2D space arcade game that makes you feel like flying a ship like Normandy or Serenity.. the gameplay feels like Sid Meier's Pirates in space... And lastly


- Heard a distress signal; exited warp to check it out
- Trader thanked and rewarded me cold hard cash for bailing him out from pirates
- Sold extra Narco-Cola to trader for more cold hard cash
- Proceeded to hijack trader for all the cargo he is carrying
- Got my Narco-Cola back and a few more extra goodies


10/10 Legit way of making a living in space...

Wait a sec, I just needed one more turn...

U MAD BRO?

Forget about crack cocaine, meth, marijuana, or even booze coz this game is HIGHLY ADDICTIVE... Then go download crpg mod after buying this game...

1k+ hours later, still worth the fun.. can't imagine whats it like to play this for 5k+ hours lol