Turd's in the game
Brapping the survivor rule book
Cables are torn
Proxy and tunnel
Watchin' 'em all cry


The game's broken
Compies be pub stomping
Chaining those perks
Exit gate's wide open
Eyrie of crows, garden of rot
Badham and god knows what
Proxy and tunnel
It's nearly unwinneable

UNFUN TUNNEL IS THE WAY TO GO
UNFUN TUNNEL LET'S BEGIN THE SHOW
UNFUN TUNNEL SHOW ME THE WAY
UNFUN TUNNEL I AM HERE TO STAY
BRINING A MORI EVERY GAME
NO WAY OUT, NO-ED
THAT'S - A - BASH!