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knock knock!

who is there?

ITᔕ EᑌᖇOᑭE! ᗩᑎᗪ Oᕼ ᒪOOK! TᕼEY ᗷᖇOᑌGᕼT [̲̅r̲̅][̲̅e̲̅][̲̅l̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅g̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅o̲̅][̲̅n̲̅]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง
༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

I hear Penis speaking, and he speaks like the whistling snow.

"Come, unzip me," he speaks, "I will pleasure you beyond your wildest dreams."

I'm less two days in. I may as well relapse.

"But no," I say, even as I unzip my pants, "if this is my mindset, I shall never get a streak going."

Penis speaks naught. He has done his duty. I unzip my pants, and watch as he majestically awakens from slumber.

Like a cobra, Penis rises. He entraces me with his tantalizing tales. I am charmed by him, oh, the master of snakes.

He speaks to me, but with no words. I can simply feel Penis as I stare at his shining beauty.

Penis in hand, I walk to the bathroom.

"Do it," Penis beckons, "you won't regret it this time, I tell you. You've had a hard day, and you deserve this break."

Penis, staring at me with his beady eyes, lashes out in anguish as I douse him with freezing water. The cobra proceeds to be rebaptized, and awakens, a shining phoenix.

I stand, there, naked, proud and tall

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